{"id":1184,"date":"2015-06-19T10:20:55","date_gmt":"2015-06-19T00:20:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/m0rg0th.andulain.net\/?p=1184"},"modified":"2015-06-19T10:20:55","modified_gmt":"2015-06-19T00:20:55","slug":"life-with-furbags","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m0rg0th.andulain.net\/?p=1184","title":{"rendered":"Life with Furbags…"},"content":{"rendered":"

This can’t be normal.<\/p>\n

It’s 01:00, approximately 3.8\u02daC (apparent temperature is -0.8\u02da), I’m naked, running about the house with a long cobweb brush, empty plastic milk container, turning lights on & off inside & out. The Back Door is wide open with freezing air rolling in like fog.<\/p>\n

I’m trying to coax a bat back outside because a certain Furbag (Chemoux) has bought it in and I can’t go back to sleep without getting it outside. Tiggakat<\/a> & Chemoux think it’s a great laugh, they’re joining in on the “fun” chasing each other about the house.<\/p>\n

I am batsh*t crazy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This can’t be normal. It’s 01:00, approximately 3.8\u02daC (apparent temperature is -0.8\u02da), I’m naked, running about the house with a long cobweb brush, empty plastic milk container, turning lights on & off inside & out. The Back Door is wide open with freezing air rolling in like fog. I’m trying to coax a bat back […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,23,3,22,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-depression","category-furbag","category-general","category-health","category-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m0rg0th.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m0rg0th.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m0rg0th.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m0rg0th.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m0rg0th.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1184"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/m0rg0th.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1184\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1186,"href":"https:\/\/m0rg0th.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1184\/revisions\/1186"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m0rg0th.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m0rg0th.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m0rg0th.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}