{"id":710,"date":"2010-11-21T11:41:36","date_gmt":"2010-11-21T01:41:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angband.dyndns.org\/blogs\/m0rg0th\/?p=710"},"modified":"2010-11-21T11:42:33","modified_gmt":"2010-11-21T01:42:33","slug":"mysterious-alchemy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m0rg0th.andulain.net\/?p=710","title":{"rendered":"Mysterious Alchemy…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Last Saturday I thought I’d find an apprentice for the Furbag<\/a> since the RSPCA was having a program of free moggies. Apparently I can’t tell the difference between a cat and a table tennis table!<\/p>\n

In the pouring rain, Dusty and I spent 15 minutes trying to get a packaged table tennis table into his car missing only by a couple of centimetres! Afer we revised our strategy, we were both soaked through and puzzling over how to hold it in the boot when a generous fellow offered us some rope without any prompting on our part. Following this we cautiously drove back home and constructed said table and no extra cat to be seen.<\/p>\n

I can’t help but wonder what voodoo Furbag<\/a> has been practising.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Last Saturday I thought I’d find an apprentice for the Furbag since the RSPCA was having a program of free moggies. Apparently I can’t tell the difference between a cat and a table tennis table! In the pouring rain, Dusty and I spent 15 minutes trying to get a packaged table tennis table into his […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,10,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-house","category-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m0rg0th.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m0rg0th.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m0rg0th.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m0rg0th.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m0rg0th.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=710"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/m0rg0th.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/710\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":712,"href":"https:\/\/m0rg0th.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/710\/revisions\/712"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m0rg0th.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m0rg0th.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m0rg0th.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}